How I know Colbert is a true Tolkien fan
He chose to compare himself to Faramir.
I had a dream we were in our new house and kept finding all this priceless, old art in the walls. And then we turned a corner and discovered a room we hadn’t noticed. It was an office. Like, a 1950s corporate office. With a secretary. She explained that the house came with a job and that job was to explain cultural references in American movies to foreigners. But I knew it wouldn’t...
Well. Hem-hem. Isn’t that special.